Transverse Abdominus

Remember how I was going to blog every day in November and then I didn’t because I am a lazy slut bag? Oops. Well in my defense, it was Thanksgiving and I was out of town and I was eating banana cream pie and mashed potatoes all day. Also I’m a lazy slut bag. When […]


Hi friends.  Well, true to BU fashion this month, I am still crazy busy.  I am beginning to think that taking on these new clients is not going to work out.  I’ve been trying to decide if my feelings of overwhelming-ness are just because it’s all new and I’m working out a system or if […]


I’ve been thinking a lot about my daughter.  Of course I have.  Duh.  But more specifically, I’ve been thinking a lot about the things that I want to teach her.  To be honest, I feel some real live pressure.  Because dudes, she is going to be a bad ass chick.  I mean, she just has to […]

About the Birth Control

Dudes I have birth control. On purpose. That lasts 5 years. I got an IUD. And that feels weird. And awesome. I’m mostly excited about the prospect of possibly never having a period again. For those of you that don’t get periods, you might think this is weird. But I’ve basically had one every 3 […]


I’m going back to basics because I am so not cohesive enough to put together a real post.  So Thought Vomit Thursday is making it’s comeback. 1 – I am busy.  So so busy.  Like my phone is ringing off the hook all day.  If it’s not phone calls, it’s text messages, and somewhere in […]

Today’s Question

Where is your favourite place to blog? (Although to be honest, I live in the US, so it should be my favorite place, not favourite.  Looks like Mel is trying to church it up a little.  Nice work Mel.  I’m just not that classy.) So my answer is, anywhere I fucking can.  Because I’ll tell you what, […]

Sniffling and Sneezing

I’m really bad at being sick. I whine and make people wait on me. The problem is, my whole family is sick. For like the 4th time in a row. Luckily this is the first round that has affected me, but my little ones have not been so lucky. People are going to start thinking […]

What’s Going On

So remember how I had a part time awesome work at home gig that allowed me to hire a part time nanny and be utterly content and blissful?  Well some shit hit the fan this week and I ended up picking up 3 more clients because the guy who was doing those left the parent […]

My Friends Think I’m Awesome

Today’s NaBloPoMo post is supposed to be about the last compliment you received.   It’s really hard for me to think of just one because people are just always complimenting me.  Um, yeah, that is a joke.  So instead, I thought I would talk about a recent compliment that just really meant a lot to […]

Tomorrow’s Erection

I will be voting tomorrow.  But to summarize how I feel about tomorrow’s election, I defer to It’s Always Sunny, because, well, why wouldn’t I? Dennis: Who am I supposed to vote for? Am I supposed to vote for the—the Democrat who’s going to blast me in the ass or the Republican who’s blasting my ass? […]